A Bottle of Feelings

ironmanfan: nayomiejade: insert-fandom-reference-here: clearly...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:50:25 +0900

nayomiejade:

insert-fandom-reference-here:

clearly-misunderst0od:

WANT

It’s $29.99 at Target. I just saw this and my sister wouldn’t let me buy it.

IF I CAN GET TO AMERICA THIS SUMMER I AM BUYING THIS AND WE’RE HAVING IT IN OUR LIVING ROOM. ALI AND JENNY HAVE NO SAY.

THAT IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I’VE EVER SEEN

spineye: amandaonwriting: Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) -...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:58:47 +0900

spineye:

amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

well you never know when this might come in handy.

cokeflow: mirandasexnoise: greg0ry: nicki minaj is 30 how she was born 30 years ago

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:58 +0900

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

what is Batman’s favourite store?

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:28 +0900

sodamnrelatable:

edwardspoonhands: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:03:14 +0900

edwardspoonhands:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

In late 2005 the Jolly Rancher company grew over-confident and decided that the manufactured “watermelon” flavor injected into its candies was so superior to actual watermelons that the genetically engineered a watermelon to taste like watermelon flavor.

When the fruit was sliced open, they were shocked to discover that the Jolly Rancher logo had been three-dimensionally rendered inside of the fruit itself. Jolly Rancher subsequently named the sub-species after itself Jollyrancherus Watermelonii.

meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:02:13 +0900

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

dirkinabox: Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:02:02 +0900

dirkinabox:

Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

Reblog this if its alright for your followers to get everything off their chests in your ask. Anon or not.

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:00:31 +0900

degrassholes: instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:00:15 +0900

degrassholes:

instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT,...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:42 +0900

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:19 +0900

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

danielmcbatman: The kitten is every MRA on the internet getting...

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:59:05 +0900

danielmcbatman:

The kitten is every MRA on the internet getting what they deserve

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: (lol here!) This...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:04:37 +0900

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

amy-rory-melody: and this is why I love Whovians.

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:04:22 +0900

amy-rory-melody:

and this is why I love Whovians.

everyonelovesrobots: ohshiitakemushrooms: Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:03:42 +0900

everyonelovesrobots:

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

Can I please have this?

gaytectives: au meme → john dreams of sherlock on the christmas...

Mon, 13 May 2013 13:24:30 +0900

gaytectives:

au meme → john dreams of sherlock on the christmas after his suicide

falconrune: thisis-my-note: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts “Tony stop”...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:38:41 +0900

falconrune:

thisis-my-note:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

“Tony stop” a sequel by Steve Rogers

Both books’ forwards written by James Rhodes

mummyholmesisupset: mymindinaclusterfuck: tropius-paskewitz: a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:37:42 +0900

mummyholmesisupset:

mymindinaclusterfuck:

tropius-paskewitz:

alibrariangoestoikea:

kouichijolovesballs:

freackthehopeful:

bogleech:

tonilstark:

condescending-fuckface:

tentaclerapper:

methylbenzene:

when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”

i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things

i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is

like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant

I never did this and wow I can’t even tell you how creepy this is to me.

I thought I was the only one.

Yeah a huge portion of people have this imaginary traveler or car-chaser.

To this day, even when I’M driving, a part of my mind imagines something is hopping and running alongside the car, dodging or simply chopping through every street sign and telephone pole.

Sometimes I find myself twitching the muscles in my hand or foot with every “jump,” like I’m controlling the being in a video game.

I bet there is some sort of phycology behind this aside from simple boredom. Like, our brains are still not used to the idea of going 60 MHP because that is just something that would normally never come up in evolution. And so people need to imagine a thing that CAN move like that. Or something.

I just have no idea what to search to see if any research has ever been done on this.

i thought of sonic =o…

Mine was a wolf or human/wolf hybrid.

I always thought of a digimon, a dbz character, a superninja, a pokemon, or myself.

I always did the same. >

This is the exact thing I always pictured. EXACT THING.

winchesterwithaguitar: Juicifer. Holy fucking shit.

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:37:25 +0900

winchesterwithaguitar:

Juicifer. Holy fucking shit.

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 09:51:50 +0900